Thursday, February 01, 2007
HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY
i love this day.
Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?A:
Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?A:
He became a pound hog!
Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?A:
We'll have six more weeks of splinters!
Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?A:
He was having a bad lair day!
Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?A:
Ground Nog Day!
Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?A:
The ground frog!