HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY







i love this day.






Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?A:

Ground-dog Day!



Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?A:

He became a pound hog!


Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?A:

We'll have six more weeks of splinters!


Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?A:

He was having a bad lair day!


Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?A:

Ground Nog Day!


Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?A:

The ground frog!