Thursday, August 16, 2007

friday's joke tonight because i've got a morning appt. to keep.








Investment tips for 2007. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the
next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some
BIG bucks.



>
> Watch for these consolidations in 2007.


>
> 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. Will merge and become:
> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>
> 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
> Poly, Warner Cracker.
>
> 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
> MMMGood.
>
> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
> ZipAudiDoDa.
>
> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
> FedUP.
>
> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
> Fairwell Honeychild.
>
> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
> Poupon Pants.
>
> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
> Knott NOW!
>
> And finally.
>
> 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
> Titty Titty Bang Bang
>
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ho-hooo! Good ones, Gurrrl!

I also heard that Skidmore College was merging with Landmark College to become...

...Skidmark!

heheheheh

Sherry Pasquarello said...

hi, that's a great one, icky, but great! ; )

LSqrd said...

ZipAudiDoDa.

That's great.