today's joke comes from my uncle and aunt in fla.


(she's as irish as can be!)






Subject: Confession



An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's
Catholic Church. Father, he confessed, "It has been one
month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green
twice last month."

The priest told the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out
and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my
last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a
week for the past two months."

This time, the priest questioned, "Who is this Nookie
Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner
replied.

"Very well," sighed the priest. "Go and say
ten Hail Mary's."

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver
the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded
woman entered the sanctuary.

The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of
the priest...........Her dress was green and very short, and
she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the
green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs
spread slightly apart, but enough.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is
that Nookie Green?"

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but
managed to calmly reply, "No Father, I think it's
just a reflection from her shoes".