THIS YEAR'S FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE!

yes, kiddies, here it is:




3 men died on christmas eve and were met by st. peter at the pearly gates.

" in honor of this holy season" st. peter said,"you must each have something that symbolizes chirstmas to get into heaven."


the 1st. man fumbles thru his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on and says"it represents a candle."


he gets into heaven


the 2nd. man pulls a set of keys out of his pocket, jingles them and says," they are bells."

he gets into heaven


the 3rd. man starts searching desperately thru his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of woman's lave panties.


st. pete raises 1 eyebrow and asks; " and just WHAT do these symbolize?"

the man thought for a minute and then replies, " THESE ARE CAROL'S!"



... AND SO THE CHRISTMAS SEASON BEGINS!