Friday, January 30, 2009

Pittsburgh Friends versus Other Friends

#1

OTHER FRIENDS Never ask for food.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Are the reason you have no food.



#2

OTHER FRIENDS Bring a bottle of wine to your party.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards.



#3

OTHER FRIENDS Will come to your house warming party.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will help you move in and move out and party both times.



#4

OTHER FRIENDS Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Call your parents Mom and Dad.



#5

OTHER FRIENDS Have never seen you cry.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Either make you cry or will cry with you.



#6

OTHER FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.



#7

OTHER FRIENDS Know a few things about you.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



#8

OTHER FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.



#9

OTHER FRIENDS Would knock on your door

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

#10

OTHER FRIENDS Will watch sports with you.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will take off of work to drive to a Steeler away game with you. Or fly to the Super Bowl



#11

OTHER FRIENDS Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will knock the crap out of them!



#12

OTHER FRIENDS Are for a while.

PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Are for life.

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