Pittsburgh Friends versus Other Friends
#1
OTHER FRIENDS Never ask for food.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Are the reason you have no food.
#2
OTHER FRIENDS Bring a bottle of wine to your party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Bring enough for everybody, help make the food, then stay to clean up and sleep it off afterwards.
#3
OTHER FRIENDS Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will help you move in and move out and party both times.
#4
OTHER FRIENDS Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Call your parents Mom and Dad.
#5
OTHER FRIENDS Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Either make you cry or will cry with you.
#6
OTHER FRIENDS Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours, but are willing to loan it back to you anytime.
#7
OTHER FRIENDS Know a few things about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
#8
OTHER FRIENDS Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will kick the butts of the whole crowd who left you.
#9
OTHER FRIENDS Would knock on your door
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'
#10
OTHER FRIENDS Will watch sports with you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will take off of work to drive to a Steeler away game with you. Or fly to the Super Bowl
#11
OTHER FRIENDS Will talk crap with people who talk crap about you.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Will knock the crap out of them!
#12
OTHER FRIENDS Are for a while.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS Are for life.
Friday, January 30, 2009
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