FRIDAY FUNNIES!!!
Questionable Headlines
Man
Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one someone caught this in the SGV Tribune the other day
and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or
three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was
impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things
a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy
so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See
if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have
that effect!
If
Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something
stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma 's construction program!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces
Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for
eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like
chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut
in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all
over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Friday, February 06, 2009
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2 comments:
Don't forget my favorite line from John Bloviate Madden: You let these guys get in the end zone and they're gonna score!
oh yes, that's a classic.
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