MANAGEMENT LESSON





Dougie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office...But she was dating
someone else.

One day Dougie got so frustrated that he went to her
and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with
you. The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!!

Dougie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would
consult with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained
the situation.. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200,
and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able
to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'


Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition
in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed



(me- this aside from having sex in it, really does have a lot of truth to it.)