friday- JOKE DAY!
Why is Russia a very fast country?
Because the people are always Russian!
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
What did one virus say to another?
Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!
What happens when plumbers die?
They go down the drain!
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober!
How do you stop a cold getting to your chest?
Tie a knot in your neck!
What is the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike!