Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Black Bra
(told by a woman)

I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress and I have been married for twenty plus years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we
made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
raincoat, under it only a black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word but he started to tremble and we
had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing a black bra, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes..

When he came in the door and saw me he said,'What's for dinner, Batman?'

1 comment:

heydave said...

How evil, how perfectly ex-cellent.