from my cuz, linda:



The ship sank.

He was the lone survivor.

He swam towards a distant beach.

When he arrived there, he crawled up on the shore to rest and count his blessings; that's when he saw the first one, a pecan pie.

He then saw a banana split, a cup of vanilla gelatin, some chocolate chip cookies, some caramel apples and a yellow cake.

Suddenly, he realized he was on a desserted island.