from my uncle gabe:



The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot.




"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said.



The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.



"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"!



The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.



"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".



The Dentist then returns and says, "Here' s a Viagra tablet".



The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"! "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!



"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"