THE MORNING CHUCKLE... From Leno: The Republican debate got pretty heated. They spent most of their time arguing over who God called first. Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because “the states could do a gooder job.” From Conan: The Republican presidential candidates will have a debate at the Reagan Library. They were going to have it at the George W. Bush Library but they couldn’t fit all eight of them in the bounce house. The oil industry says that if they are allowed to drill more, they can create a million jobs. Of course, most of those jobs would be cleaning oil off of ducks. From Letterman: Dick Cheney says Hillary Clinton would have made a better president than Barack Obama. Then he got back in his coffin. Late Show Top Ten: Top Ten Ways The United States Postal Service Can Turn Things Around 10Change name to UPS 9Invent a stamp that licks back 8Add wacky sound effects for mailboxes 7Alter mail trucks to look like Millennium Falcon from "Star Wars" 6If your letter isn't delivered in 30 minutes or less, it's free 5Bedazzled uniforms 4New hit reality show: "Real Mailmen of New Jersey" 3Customers can now pay with gas or grass 2Take the Packers and give three and a half tomorrow night 1Ten cent surcharge to deliver my hate mail — you'll make millions