GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!There were 3 good argumentsthat Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother2. He liked Gospel3. He didn't get a fair trialBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into His Father's business2. He lived at home until he was 333. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was GodBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with His hands2. He had wine with His meals3. He used olive oilBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:1. He never cut His hair2. He walked around barefoot all the time3. He started a new religionBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:1. He was at peace with nature2. He ate a lot of fish3. He talked about the Great SpiritBut then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married..2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures.But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an AMEN Here!!
Monday, June 17, 2013
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