Monday, June 17, 2013

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
 
 There were 3 good arguments
that Jesus was Black: 
1. He called everyone brother 
2. He liked Gospel 
3. He didn't get a fair trial 
 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 
1. He went into His Father's business 
2. He lived at home until he was 33 
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God 
 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 
1. He talked with His hands 
2. He had wine with His meals 
3. He used olive oil 
 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 
1. He never cut His hair 
2. He walked around barefoot all the time 
3. He started a new religion 
 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 
1. He was at peace with nature 
2. He ate a lot of fish 
3. He talked about the Great Spirit 
 
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 
1. He never got married.. 
2. He was always telling stories. 
3. He loved green pastures.
 
 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do 
 

Can I get an AMEN Here!!
 

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