here's a christmas/holiday present.
yes boys and girls and believers in santa of ALL ages:
where does santa stay when he goes on vacation?
at a ho ho hotel!
why does santa like to work in his garden?
because he likes to, ho, ho ho!
who delivers presents to dentists?
santa jaws!
what do you get if santa comes down a chimney
when the fire is burning?
crisp cringle!!!!!!!!
what is santa called when he has no money?
st. nickel-less!
how does santa take pictures?
he uses his north pole-aroid!
("must i go on? YES, i must!!!")
what nationality is santa?
north polish!
what is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
santa burps!
what would you call santa if he became a detective?
santa clues!
( had enough???")
one more...
who delivers presents to pets?????
santa paws, silly!
Thursday, December 21, 2006
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north polish!
too funny, that one....
i liked that one too. ; )
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