MARYLAND SCIENCE EXAM...............................


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>Answers:


>Q: Name the four seasons.
>A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
>Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
> drink.
>A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
>A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
>Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
>A: Keep it in the cow.
>
>Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
>A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
> tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
>moon, and
> nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
>
>Q: What are steroids?
>A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
>Q: What happens to your body as you age?
>A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
>
>Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
>A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
>
>Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
>A: Premature death.
>
>Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
>A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
> and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the
>borax contains
> the heart and lungs, an d the abdominal cavity contains the five
>bowels
> A, E, I, O, and U.
>
>Q: What is the fibula?
>A: A small lie.
>
>Q: What does "varicose"mean? (I do love this one...)
>A: Nearby.
>
>Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
>A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
>
>Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
>A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.