Friday, March 27, 2009

Subject: Fwd: Doctor's Office Visit
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> This is so true!
> They always ask at
> the doctor's office why you are
> there, and you have to answer in front of
> others what's wrong and
> sometimes it is embarrassing.
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> There's nothing worse than a
> receptionist who insists you tell her
> what is wrong with you in a room full
> of other patients. Many of us
> have experienced this, and I love the way this
> old guy handled it.
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> An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room
> and approached
> the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you
> please
> tell me
> why you're here to see the doctor today?'
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> 'There's something
> wrong with my dick,' he replied.
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> The receptionist became irritated and
> said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like
> that.'
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> 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
> you,' he
> said.
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> The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some
> embarrassment
> in
> this room full of people. You should have said there is
> something
> wrong
> with your ear or something and discussed the problem
> further
> with the doctor
> in private.'
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> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people
> questions in a
> room full of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The
> man walked
> out,
> waited several minutes and then re-entered .
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> The receptionist
> smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
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> 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he
> stated.
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> The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
> had
> taken
> her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear,
> sir?'
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> 'I can't
> piss out of it,' he replied.
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> The waiting room erupted in
> laughter.
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> Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose

3 comments:

heydave said...

Having just visited both hospitals and doctors on the receiving end, this is precious.

Sherry Pasquarello said...

my uncle sent this to me. he's almost 80 and a real hoot!

Dave Schipper said...

Wonderful