A
man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when
he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It
reads:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION
10
MILES
He
thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second
thought.
Soon
he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION
5
MILES
Suddenly
he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign
saying:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT
RIGHT
His
curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of
the parking lot
is
a stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTERS
OF ST. FRANCIS
He
climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks,
'What
may we do for you! my son?'
He
answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly
doing business....'
'Very
well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite disoriented.
The
nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this
door.'
He
does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door.
This
nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden
door at the end of the hallway.'
He
puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door
pulling it shut behind him.
The
door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another
sign:
GO
IN PEACE.
YOU
HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES
YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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