i get the feeling he wouldn't be pleased with the so called PATRIOT ACT and the fear mongering behind that monstrosity, and more.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
i get the feeling he wouldn't be pleased with the so called PATRIOT ACT and the fear mongering behind that monstrosity, and more.
Look out below! Meghan McCain disses the Tea Parties as a bunch of racist old people, Palin as a hypocrite | Crooks and Liars
a piece of boneless chicken and a baked sweet potato- it was good.
got a pot of coffee brewing and the snow is coming down.
btw- FROM HELL IT CAME- is as cheesy and as badly acted a film as i remember. and, with the dvd of it i could really see that there were oak trees and pines and the like ON the tropical island. the "natives" oh, only in the 50s and early 60s at the very latest could they get away with those stereotypes, plus 2 ladies rolling around in sarongs fighting and pulling hair- very wimpily i might add!
oh and the female doctor who is rescued by the "manly man" ohhhh my.
wandering around in the jungle in a dress more suited for a garden party-she was the perfect little blonde heroine-too funny.
now i have to decide what to do for the rest of the evening.
No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register | Raw Story
No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register | Raw Story
i think i've seen everything now- but i'm probably wrong.
i think i've seen everything now- but i'm probably wrong.
"I sense a strange new era. Life will become cheap and tawdry, driven by a lust for sensation and mass stupidity. Man has never been a noble beast but, now, our understanding and mercy will be tested to their limits." --Clarence Darrow, American Trial Lawyer, 1857-1938
a light fine snow has started but at least-today- i got mail!
max is staring out the window with a sad sad look on his little puggle puss!
max is staring out the window with a sad sad look on his little puggle puss!
someone want to explain WHY someone( not me thank god)
has to get an o.k. from their insurance company BEFORE they can get the mass in their lung biopsied???
anyone? any staunch republican right wingers???
has to get an o.k. from their insurance company BEFORE they can get the mass in their lung biopsied???
anyone? any staunch republican right wingers???
watch and answer honestly-just to yourself-could you answer any of these question???
i was a freshman in high school in 65- i remember these times-let's not go back.
i was a freshman in high school in 65- i remember these times-let's not go back.
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Think Progress » Bachmann’s Plan: To Deal With Debt, We Must ‘Wean Everybody’ Off Social Security, Medicare
Think Progress » Bachmann’s Plan: To Deal With Debt, We Must ‘Wean Everybody’ Off Social Security, Medicare
nice-coming from a woman with free heathcare for life and a boatload of money.
nice-coming from a woman with free heathcare for life and a boatload of money.
i look like crap- with the snow and all that- i have been getting up and puttering around here before(or not even) getting cleaned up.
my god, i'd look like a crazy old hermit in no time at all if i lived in a really snowbound state!!!!
Monday, February 08, 2010
the sun is out and some of the snow is down a bit. i'm hoping a lot of it melts from the trees or i fear more power outages come tomorrow night.
Porridge
by Spike Milligan
Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!
On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)
by Spike Milligan
Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!
On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)
House Democrats Push Back On Social Security Privatization Plan | Crooks and Liars
ANYONE-any REPUBLICAN-OR libertarian, especially- realize where the social security fund would be now IF BUSH et al, had been allowed to privatize it?
and yet- here they are again!
ANYONE-any REPUBLICAN-OR libertarian, especially- realize where the social security fund would be now IF BUSH et al, had been allowed to privatize it?
and yet- here they are again!
tired already. i was awake for most of the night and then, out at 7 with max.
laundry drying-another load in the washer- another pot of coffee made.
oh- and sarah palin is nothing but a political oprah, nothing more.
notes written on her hand?? it's not like her speech(for 100 grand, no less)was chock full of facts and statistics, i could understand having notes-on paper - nope- it was the same old/same/old that she's given many many times before.
that is all.
laundry drying-another load in the washer- another pot of coffee made.
oh- and sarah palin is nothing but a political oprah, nothing more.
notes written on her hand?? it's not like her speech(for 100 grand, no less)was chock full of facts and statistics, i could understand having notes-on paper - nope- it was the same old/same/old that she's given many many times before.
that is all.
cold and more snow coming tues. max still hasn't adjusted to the snow. took him out 3 times since 7! he doesn't want to go in the shoveled out places and so he almost blows up by the time he can't hold it any longer.
http://video.aol.com/aolvideo/null/snickers-betty-white/65466895001
my fav of the super bowl commercials
my fav of the super bowl commercials
Sunday, February 07, 2010
*A Nun Grading Papers*
Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS.. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS S KILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES....
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE...
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23.. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST.. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
--
Can you imagine the nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS.. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.
3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.
4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.
5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.
6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.
7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS.
8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.
10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.
11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.
12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.
13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS S KILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.
14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES....
15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.
16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.
17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.
18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.
19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.
20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE...
21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.
22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.
23.. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.
24. ST.. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.
25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY.
--
i had 1 brave/hungry little guy show up along with all the birds this a.m. so i gave him his own little breakfast on top of the snow on the deck.
0 DEGREES TODAY- PHOOEY!
NO MAIL YESTERDAY- NO PAPER YESTERDAY OR TODAY-UNDERSTANDABLE BUT I MISS MY PAPER AND MAIL.
NO MAIL YESTERDAY- NO PAPER YESTERDAY OR TODAY-UNDERSTANDABLE BUT I MISS MY PAPER AND MAIL.
Saturday, February 06, 2010
More Than A Supportive Spouse, NBC Investigation Of Todd Palin's E-Mails Show Deep Involvement In Gubernatorial Decisions | Crooks and Liars
More Than A Supportive Spouse, NBC Investigation Of Todd Palin's E-Mails Show Deep Involvement In Gubernatorial Decisions | Crooks and Liars
she's nothing but attractive packaging!
she's nothing but attractive packaging!
my daughter has her power back-finally.
my water pressure is getting better and the sun is out- i'll take it!
my water pressure is getting better and the sun is out- i'll take it!
stopped snowing and out came my squirrels.
this is a track one made over top of the 20 inches of snow on the deck and there's a picture of the little guy.
Debate: A Wake-up Call on Campaign Finance Reform - AOL News
Debate: A Wake-up Call on Campaign Finance Reform - AOL News
people better start paying attention-even if the subject matter is a lot to wade thru.
people better start paying attention-even if the subject matter is a lot to wade thru.
more pics- the snow plow was down in the middle of the night- that's the pile of snow it left, that you can see at my next door neighbor's walkway- that is there light pole that is next to it- it's a big high pile!!!
i thought i'd give you guys something else besides SNOW reports and me pissing and moaning about it.
so-enjoy the posts below. there's some doozy stuff there, just for you, babies!
so-enjoy the posts below. there's some doozy stuff there, just for you, babies!
Republican Sen. Richard Shelby puts a blanket hold on all of President Obama's nominees for profit | Crooks and Liars
What Bill O'Reilly edited out of his interviews with Jon Stewart: Total evisceration! | Crooks and Liars
max, not happy-snow on the back deck-about 16 inches-the snow on a brick ledge outside my window- the ledge is about 6 inches LOWER than the glass so...
holy crap! 15 inches on the back deck-22 piled agaist the garage door!
max was scared to pee even tho he had his path shoveled for him. don't blame him. it was twice as tall as him.
max was scared to pee even tho he had his path shoveled for him. don't blame him. it was twice as tall as him.
Friday, February 05, 2010
he's HERE! yesterday my long awaited movie and today- my ROAMING GNOME!
life is good! i love the little fellow.
life is good! i love the little fellow.
"But while they prate of economic laws, men and women are starving. We must lay hold of the fact that economic laws are not made by nature. They are made by human beings."
President Franklin D. Roosevelt
President Franklin D. Roosevelt
i am appalled. yet, few real true republicans seem to be paying attention. i hope they can take what is left of the good in their party back while there is still a viable party left to them.
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friday-waiting for the storm.
can you believe this? i'm OUT of bread- really!
went out last night- had a very nice time talking to nice people.
wore my blog warning t over a turtleneck- so here goes-
hi doug, cathy, doug's sister, boag and the rest - you know who you are!!!!
doug's sister showed me a picture of her german shepard. he's one of the most stunning i've ever seen -and i'm a westminster junkie!
can you believe this? i'm OUT of bread- really!
went out last night- had a very nice time talking to nice people.
wore my blog warning t over a turtleneck- so here goes-
hi doug, cathy, doug's sister, boag and the rest - you know who you are!!!!
doug's sister showed me a picture of her german shepard. he's one of the most stunning i've ever seen -and i'm a westminster junkie!
Thursday, February 04, 2010
it finally came!!!!!
i've waited weeks- it was back ordered
(seems i'm not the only bad film aficionado)
i've waited weeks- it was back ordered
(seems i'm not the only bad film aficionado)
Frank Luntz Pens Memo To Kill Financial Regulatory Reform
Frank Luntz Pens Memo To Kill Financial Regulatory Reform
who loves ya baby?
hint- it aint the republicans- they have big balls- no love -just screw ya- not even a dinner 1st!
who loves ya baby?
hint- it aint the republicans- they have big balls- no love -just screw ya- not even a dinner 1st!
A Chuckle for the Day
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry... God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is ........
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky , age 10
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry... God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?-- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is ........
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck . -- Ricky , age 10
Still I Rise
by Maya Angelou
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.
by Maya Angelou
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise.
thanks donna:
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island
with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks .
Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes .
There is NO fast food !
Each man must take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean ,
correct all homework, I>
complete science projects , cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money !
In addition, each man
will have to budget
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember birthdays
of all their friends and relatives ,
and send ca rds out on time
no emailing .
Each man must also
take each child
to a doctor's appointment ,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment .
He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to Urgent Care.
He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times .
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done .
The men must
shave their legs ,
wear makeup daily ,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed .
During one of the six weeks ,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend
weekly school meetings, church,
and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book
to the kids each night.
In the morning,
feed them , dress them ,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am .
A test will be given
at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know
ALL of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up !
The kids will vote them off the island
based on performance !
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over
and over
and over again
for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother !
After you get done laughing,
send this to all the females you
think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can
handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men
will be dropped on an island
with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks .
Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes .
There is NO fast food !
Each man must take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean ,
correct all homework, I>
complete science projects , cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money !
In addition, each man
will have to budget
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember birthdays
of all their friends and relatives ,
and send ca rds out on time
no emailing .
Each man must also
take each child
to a doctor's appointment ,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment .
He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to Urgent Care.
He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times .
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done .
The men must
shave their legs ,
wear makeup daily ,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes ,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed .
During one of the six weeks ,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.
They must attend
weekly school meetings, church,
and find time at least once
to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book
to the kids each night.
In the morning,
feed them , dress them ,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am .
A test will be given
at the end of the six weeks,
and each father will be required to know
ALL of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up !
The kids will vote them off the island
based on performance !
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over
and over
and over again
for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother !
After you get done laughing,
send this to all the females you
think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can
handle it.
Just don't send it back to me....
I'm going to bed.
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Chunky Guacamole
Recipe courtesy Tyler Florence
Rated: 5 stars out of 5
Level: Easy
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
4 ripe avocados
3 limes, juiced
1/2 red onion, chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
2 serrano chiles, sliced thinly
1 big handful fresh cilantro, finely chopped
Extra-virgin olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
Directions
Halve and pit the avocados. Scoop out the flesh with a tablespoon into a mixing bowl. Mash the avocados with a fork, leaving them somewhat chunky. Add the remaining ingredients, and fold everything together to gently mix. Lay a piece of plastic wrap right on the surface of the guacamole so it doesn't brown and refrigerate 1 hour before serving.
Recipe courtesy Tyler Florence
Rated: 5 stars out of 5
Level: Easy
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients
4 ripe avocados
3 limes, juiced
1/2 red onion, chopped
1 garlic clove, minced
2 serrano chiles, sliced thinly
1 big handful fresh cilantro, finely chopped
Extra-virgin olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
Directions
Halve and pit the avocados. Scoop out the flesh with a tablespoon into a mixing bowl. Mash the avocados with a fork, leaving them somewhat chunky. Add the remaining ingredients, and fold everything together to gently mix. Lay a piece of plastic wrap right on the surface of the guacamole so it doesn't brown and refrigerate 1 hour before serving.
it's like alice in wonderland...
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well-another round of snow this weekend-SUCKS!
the turkey and stuffing and garlic roasted potatoes turned out well.
been out twice already with max.
found all sorts of neat things my phone can do!
the turkey and stuffing and garlic roasted potatoes turned out well.
been out twice already with max.
found all sorts of neat things my phone can do!
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
roasted a half of a turkey breast with stuffing and garlic roasted potato wedges.
cleaned up a little bit around here and fiddled with my new iphone! wow, i'm amazed at what this thing can do!
cleaned up a little bit around here and fiddled with my new iphone! wow, i'm amazed at what this thing can do!
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it's a very quiet day round here.
going to roast a half turkey breast later.
not sure what else i'm going to do. i have a few books i've been reading- a chapter from one, then maybe a chapter from another. (have i mentioned lately that REGLAN SUCKS??? fucking brain damage- like i didn't have enough, a POX upon that doctor)
snow flurries and grey out- sun -i was blue skies and sun!
there was EASTER candy for sale at the drug store!!! i saw the displays when i went to refill my meds. cripes.
i'm going to have to make an appointment for a physical- in the spring. i KNOW i'm going to be in for a lot of tests. i wouldn't mind it so much if they did them like they USED to do them. put you in the hospital for a day and just do them ALL. having to schedule 4 or 5 tests at different places on different days and in some cases- having to get a ride home cause you aren't allowed or are not up to driving is such a major hassle.
i've been putting it off and i know better but it always seemed as if there was something going on with others and i never made the time for me. that is my fault.
hummm, wonder what else i can make with that turkey???
going to roast a half turkey breast later.
not sure what else i'm going to do. i have a few books i've been reading- a chapter from one, then maybe a chapter from another. (have i mentioned lately that REGLAN SUCKS??? fucking brain damage- like i didn't have enough, a POX upon that doctor)
snow flurries and grey out- sun -i was blue skies and sun!
there was EASTER candy for sale at the drug store!!! i saw the displays when i went to refill my meds. cripes.
i'm going to have to make an appointment for a physical- in the spring. i KNOW i'm going to be in for a lot of tests. i wouldn't mind it so much if they did them like they USED to do them. put you in the hospital for a day and just do them ALL. having to schedule 4 or 5 tests at different places on different days and in some cases- having to get a ride home cause you aren't allowed or are not up to driving is such a major hassle.
i've been putting it off and i know better but it always seemed as if there was something going on with others and i never made the time for me. that is my fault.
hummm, wonder what else i can make with that turkey???
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the american system WORKS-without torture!
i'm glad to help show that we don't have to let the terrorists change the way we are as a people- americans!
the american system WORKS-without torture!
i'm glad to help show that we don't have to let the terrorists change the way we are as a people- americans!
i WISH people would pay attention:
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