http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2014/04/mitch-mcconnell-bob-packwood-sexual-harassment
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Friday, April 18, 2014
2 Political Junkies: Born On This Date...
2 Political Junkies: Born On This Date...: Every now and then I peruse the "who was born on this date" lists that can be found here and there across the internets and someti...
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Paul Krugman: Why We’re in a New Gilded Age | Blog, Connecting the Dots | BillMoyers.com
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Jim Hightower | NSA Spying Is Here to Stay
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A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior .. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.'
'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.'
'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?'
'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!'
'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about it!'
'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother Superior - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden green....and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made.
And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight !'
'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!'
'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!'
'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother.
'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!'
'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile.
'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!'
Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...
'You missed the fuckin' putt, didn't you?!!?'
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield, he said. . .With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass!Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.“ I went over. Nobody was home!A hooker once told me she had a headache.If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all.I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?“ She said, “No, I hate myself now.“I knew a girl so ugly… they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, “Why? “ He said, “Because you came home early.“My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the- Loom guys giggling.My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.My family was so poor that if I hadn’t been born a boy, I wouldn’t have had anything to play with.It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.I was such an ugly kid! When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.I’m so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid that came with his wallet.When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway."I’m so ugly my mother had morning sickness. . . AFTER I was born.I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we’ll ever find them?" He said, "I don’t know kid. There’s
so many places they can hide."My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.I’m so ugly, I once worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get.I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me? " He said: "Nothing, your eyesight is perfect."I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room, he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.One year they wanted to make me a poster boy - for birth control.My uncle’s dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
Fox's Bolling: We Should Emulate China With No Labor Laws Or Minimum Wage | Video | Media Matters for America
http://mediamatters.org/mobile/video/2014/04/15/foxs-bolling-we-should-emulate-china-with-no-la/198904
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http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/04/14/3426222/militia-rancher-behind-bars/
me? i hope they all go to jail. he didn't pay his fees/taxes for 20 damn years because he doesn't believe in the federal government. he believes in the state and his claim to FREEDOM because his family was there for generations- hey, jerk- go tell that to the native american families that were there BEFORE your family.
i have to pay my fair share- so should YOU.
so should the asshats that hide their profits overseas!
me? i hope they all go to jail. he didn't pay his fees/taxes for 20 damn years because he doesn't believe in the federal government. he believes in the state and his claim to FREEDOM because his family was there for generations- hey, jerk- go tell that to the native american families that were there BEFORE your family.
i have to pay my fair share- so should YOU.
so should the asshats that hide their profits overseas!