A burglar




broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight



around,



looking for



valuables when a voice in the dark



said,



'Jesus



knows you're here.'



He



nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight



off, and froze.



When he heard nothing more,



after a bit, he shook his head and



continued.



Just as he pulled the stereo out so



he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he



heard



'Jesus is watching you.'



Freaked



out, he shined his light around frantically, looking



for the source of the voice.

..................................



Finally,

in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to

rest on a

parrot.











'Did



you say that?' he hissed



at the parrot.





'Yep', the parrot confessed,



then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is



watching you.'





The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me,



huh? Who in the world are you ?'





'Moses,'



replied the bird.



'Moses?' the burglar laughed.



'What kind of people would name a bird



Moses?'





'The kind of people that would name a



Rottweiler Jesus.'


me-
thanks bruce