from my uncle gabe!



~ Business 101 ~

Mike wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day Mike got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl gave him a knowing smile but said, NO!
Mike said, I'll be real fast. I'll drop the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would check with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend said, Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agreed and accepts Mike's offer.
Over half an hour goes by and
the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, What happened?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, The bastard had all quarters ! ! !
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Today's Business Lesson:

Always consider a business proposition
in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.