Saturday, October 15, 2011
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to
live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Arizona . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because
they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck
center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do
exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool
too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.. At their gate, there
is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so
nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf
carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man
in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked
center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to
earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded
someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll
house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
PRICELESS
Forward to all your "retarded grandparent" friends
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1 comment:
Somewhere one of my grandkids are saying that about me...Too cute.
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