an e-mail from my cuz, linda:





It's winter in Pennsylvania
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Pennsylvania
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Pennsylvania
I'm frozen to the ground!