friday funny.(i was grocery shopping earlier)



While shopping one day, a lady walks
into a rather high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet, and
walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she
inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously
to see if anyone has noticed her little 'accident' and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as
a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady
with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably,
but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her
little 'accident', she asks .. "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"


He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you would s--t
(crap) yourself if I told you the price!"