friday's joke early courtesy of pud'n boy!!!








One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail
and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the
bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and
can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be
sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm
blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what
kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and
I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find
out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well,
you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a
little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must
be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way,
what kind of animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny
agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the
snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
'You're cold, you're slippery, and you haven't got any
balls...You must be a POLITICIAN!