[Thou art] already dead. stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of [thy] heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft.

romeo and juliet




Shakespearean insulter




i thought this was silly fun and still can make you think a bit.










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