YOU GOTTA LOVE THE STEELER FANS



A Steelers fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he
saw strutting down a Pittsburgh street in an obnoxious orange and
brown shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve
back just missing them.

One day, while driving along on the North Side, he saw a priest
walking along the street. He thought he would do a good deed, so he
pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down
the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down
the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back
onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had
missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.

Not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but
still didn't see anything.

He then remembered the priest, and he tur ned to the priest and said,
"Sorry, Father, I almost hit that Browns fan!"

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."